NYC - the northern hemisphere's tightest ass

I was walking down Broadway yesterday, on my way to catch up with a good friend who has it in her to be imaginative and creative, but mostly spends her time sharing the cynicism of her general surroundings.

There is no particular blame involved - I paid particular attention to the people I passed, and not a single one smiled.

Some people can't get themselves to leave this place (nor do they think there is any reason to). I couldn't make myself stay if I tried. Time to head south - who's coming with me?